The next time someone starts badmouthing your neighborhood Mexican, you look them in the eye and tell them “sabes que dude…,”
“5 reasons why you should like Mexicans”
- They Invented Tequila– Whether you like drinking tequila or not, tequila helps people get pregnant.
- They Invented Burritos– This 2000 year old ancient recipe of beans, rice, salsa, and meat wrapped in a delicious tortilla, was the original fast food to go.
- They’re Hard workers– If a Mexican gets shot in the head, hit by a car, or struck by lightning, they will still show up to work with a smile on their face.
- They’re Fun People– Have you ever been to a Mexican Quinceañera? A Mexican Wedding!!?
- They’re Resourceful– Don’t worry, if there is a Mexican around, they will find some magical way to get you home safely, or open that crucial bottle of beer with a spoon, a stick, or whatever else is near by.